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Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21395) - you deserved it (2172)

On 10/14/2010 at 4:00am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

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The owner of the blog was dumb enough to use your girlfriend's full, real name in his posts?

He made it too easy for a cyber-stalker like you.

#20 - On 10/14/2010 at 10:33am by perdix

See in context

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OP just reply on that blog and talk about her raging herpes infection haha

#14 - On 10/14/2010 at 10:23am by WiseGuy79

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+9 | 8

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