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Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML


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On 10/13/2010 at 5:02am - love - by your mother (man) - United States (Texas)

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You should be able to control your emotions when someone tells you something serious. You can't just burst out laughing, it's not polite. I can understand that she got upset, breaking up with you might be a bit too impulsive though, just show her that you didn't mean to laugh at her. Make it up to her.

#5 - On 10/13/2010 at 10:06am by justsayfuck

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You are a clown.

If your brain can't focus on the serious matter being discussed over an amusing visual, you are too shallow and vapid to be boyfriend material. I hope you at least paid for the ice cream -- it would be the only way you could be remotely useful.

#9 - On 10/13/2010 at 10:15am by perdix

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