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Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back and lying about where he was was out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML

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On 10/09/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Then surely he'll understand and appreciate the lengths that you'll go to in order to get him out of your life forever?

#1 - On 10/09/2010 at 5:30pm by krushr

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wow...what a douche. why the hell would you be grateful that he hid it? he is an idiot.

#11 - On 10/09/2010 at 5:46pm by adorkable_spazz

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