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Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML

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On 09/13/2010 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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maybe you don't do anything nice for him

#3 - On 09/13/2010 at 7:37pm by venusvsmars

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I get the feeling your friend isn't actually confused, but is trying to *nicely* point out that your boyfriend IS nice, and you're just ungrateful. This isn't really an FML except for the part where the OP is confused and spoiled.

#51 - On 09/13/2010 at 8:19pm by miss_la_rue

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