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Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML

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On 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm - love - by DyingOfShame (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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Why would anyone put toothbrushes next to their toilet? Next to or under the sink is ideal.

#12 - On 08/25/2010 at 3:39am by xFalzz

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Oh how embarrassing!! FYL.

#2 - On 08/25/2010 at 3:27am by princess_88

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