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Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldnt have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriends excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He isn't laughing. FML


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On 08/24/2010 at 3:30am - love - by XxDiabolikalXx - Sent from mobile version

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ur boy friend is a jerk ..

#1 - On 08/24/2010 at 10:05am by queens

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why did he think he would laugh? WTF haha.. he was probably like "hey (insert op's dad's name here) did you know ur daughter is a screamer?. =|

#9 - On 08/24/2010 at 10:17am by SpaceMannn

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