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Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30928) - you deserved it (4002)

On 08/07/2010 at 2:06am - love - by WastedTime (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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You made a mistake, it's spelt 'ex-boyfriend'.

#5 - On 08/07/2010 at 10:18am by BritishHobo

See in context

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What the heck? What's the point of being together then?

#17 - On 08/07/2010 at 10:23am by Geiko

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