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Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11371) - you deserved it (27148)

On 07/31/2010 at 7:50pm - love - by Beaten (woman) - United States (Alaska)

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He's a jerk.
You don't need him anyway op!

#2 - On 08/01/2010 at 3:25am by iR0ckSkinnys

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u mean he didn't marry u and get a great job to support u? hmm shocking :/

#8 - On 08/01/2010 at 3:34am by chris678

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