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Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8095) - you deserved it (62853)

On 06/26/2010 at 9:24am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Tanzania United Republic of (Dar es Salaam)

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#1 - On 06/26/2010 at 9:54am by AReasonToBitch

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That act will make the girl you are a stalker or possibly a pervo kidnapper. Dont follow girls with your vehicle.

#2 - On 06/26/2010 at 9:54am by skyeyez9

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