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Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes she said with a sigh of relief "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51065) - you deserved it (3095)

On 04/20/2009 at 12:51am - love - by mildver (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

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what a weird way to end a date. i'm so sorry.

#1 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:11am by Juli

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30 minutes for food?
what the hell did you order?

#10 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:19am by LOLFML85

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