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Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23460) - you deserved it (4847)

On 05/20/2010 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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take the hint

#1 - On 05/21/2010 at 3:05am by Samuraixman

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Buy him penis enlargement pills for his birthday :)

#41 - On 05/21/2010 at 7:26am by Gigglebear

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