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Today, my husband of three years told me he only proposed to me because his favorite football team was winning and he had been drunk. I had our second child three days ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71551) - you deserved it (3205)

On 04/17/2009 at 9:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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