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Today, my husband of three years told me he only proposed to me because his favorite football team was winning and he had been drunk. I had our second child three days ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74543) - you deserved it (3425)

On 04/17/2009 at 9:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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i hope when he said this to you he added something along the lines of "i'm so lucky i did"

#4 - On 04/17/2009 at 2:04pm by PTERONOPHOBIA

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yeah this pretty much blows. hopefully he fell in love with you during those 3 years of marriage

#7 - On 04/17/2009 at 2:08pm by maedoc

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