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Today, my husband of three years told me he only proposed to me because his favorite football team was winning and he had been drunk. I had our second child three days ago. FML


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On 04/17/2009 at 9:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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i hope when he said this to you he added something along the lines of "i'm so lucky i did"

#4 - On 04/17/2009 at 2:04pm by PTERONOPHOBIA

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What is the problem here? he got to get drunk and watch his team win, you got the ring. you're obviously still together. it seems to me like good things happen when he's drunk. go out and get him a case of beer and ask him for a new house. you got this champ

#6 - On 04/17/2009 at 2:06pm by schick0513

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