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Today, my two year old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29681) - you deserved it (17923)

On 04/12/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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