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Today, my two year old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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That sucks.

And #1 you go to hell.

#2 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:03am by JBiz

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um,kid hits you hard enough to leave a bruise = spanking.

#17 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:25am by hans12

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