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Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22185) - you deserved it (1720)

On 03/15/2010 at 12:34am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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