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Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24662) - you deserved it (2179)

On 03/15/2010 at 12:34am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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It's when the kid whipped out a book of matches and got that demonic smile on his face that things really got interesting! Dunh- dunh- dunh.

The positive thing is that the mom is training her little boy to pull out early and spray women. Not a very effective means of birth control, but it's better than nothing.

#19 - On 03/15/2010 at 8:26am by perdix

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+6 | 26

that sucks I hope u don't smoke

#1 - On 03/15/2010 at 7:21am by HinduSpartan

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+2 | 2

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