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Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML


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On 03/15/2010 at 12:34am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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that sucks I hope u don't smoke

#1 - On 03/15/2010 at 7:21am by HinduSpartan

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Girlie, seriously: you're lucky to be alive. So much could have gone horribly wrong with that scenario, and that mother should be evaluated by Family and Children's Services. What she did is so irresponsible as to be probably criminal. I'm sure that there's an age at which you should be disallowed from pumping gasoline unsupervised.

Just ONE situation of a person's cell phone sparking or lighter/charger outlet for a cell phone and the gas sprayed into that car, or a person standing a distance away but smoking...

Or, if you'd left the gas station and encountered any spark or flame at any point between the gas station and your home...

Some people are too stupid to have kids.

#10 - On 03/15/2010 at 7:44am by wordgirl

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