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Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55256) - you deserved it (1924)

On 04/10/2009 at 11:35am - kids - by mandy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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