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Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 5:51pm - kids - by Liz (woman) - United States (Florida)

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$20 for 10 hours is stupid. Why were you even willing to do something without knowing how much you'll get out of it?

#5 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:53pm by wtfdidido

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I wouldn't do that guy a favor again.

#2 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:52pm by TheCrow471

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