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Today, my mom had a baby shower. When it was over I walked around cleaning up the trash, when I saw a card sitting on the table with a note to my mom saying "better luck with this one." At the moment I am an only child, and the card was signed from my grandmother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60877) - you deserved it (2705)

On 04/09/2009 at 5:44pm - kids - by Tim (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Perhaps she has had troubles having children between you and this one, and has just been to upset to talk about it to anyone but her mother.

#1 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:52pm by bjy151

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Or maybe it was just entirely irrelevant, and you're thinking too hard. Or possibly your mother had trouble with your childbirth (a lot of pain, complications, whatever), and your grandma's wishing her luck with not having that happen again.

#3 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:56pm by TurtleGenius

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