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Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 yrs old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother giving a look of shock and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42851) - you deserved it (13251)

On 04/05/2009 at 12:25am - kids - by Shnur (woman) - United States (California)

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