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Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML


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On 02/04/2010 at 7:47pm - kids - by luciaspiano (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Should have told him it was your punishment for eating little kid's souls and then bite in his direction.

#13 - On 02/05/2010 at 4:15am by CallMeHush

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Punch him in the face and ask why he cries like a girl.

#21 - On 02/05/2010 at 5:46am by Tabbykat9698

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