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Today, my mother gave my daughter a behavior chart. I noticed that "drinking beer" was at the top of one of the columns. It's a chart for my daughter to use on me so my mother can judge my parenting skills. I am currently losing a sticker right now for being on the computer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23542) - you deserved it (3335)

On 02/01/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by argh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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YDI if you actually put up with this. Discipline your daughter and get your mother in line. You're the big girl now.

#4 - On 02/01/2010 at 2:05pm by damnwtfdude

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lol get off then

think of all the stickers you'll lose when she finds the cocaine... oh shit, dude sorry

#1 - On 02/01/2010 at 2:00pm by repyourcliche

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