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Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML


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On 01/21/2010 at 4:40pm - kids - by nocatlover (man) - United States

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At least you don't need a new dryer AND a new kitty. And I would suspect the smell of burning kitty hair and flesh and death would be a little worse than cat pee. F the cat's life.

#7 - On 01/21/2010 at 7:38pm by ashleynonymous

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LOL! next time just get a lock thing-a-majig for the door of your wash room. and slap your son on the buttox several times so he doesnt do it again XD

#6 - On 01/21/2010 at 7:38pm by isitofficial_

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