Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

by poo_shoe123 / 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids

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  • why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter

    #1 - On 03/31/2009 at 8:44pm by 13BlackCat

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  • Go to the school in uniform.

    #10 - On 03/31/2009 at 8:49pm by shorgenfunkel

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