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Today, my 7 year old looks at me and states, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23981) - you deserved it (9893)

On 12/31/2009 at 2:39am - kids - by Missyangel (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Your kid is setting attainable, realistic goals. Very good for a 7-year-old!

#2 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:13am by twoknives

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So. Your kid likes your hugs. And sees you as a rolemodel. That is not an FML, unless you never before realized you're fat, in wich case you're probably not too smart.

#1 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:02am by lettertjes

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