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Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (18748) - you deserved it (1900)
On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version
's life also sucks
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son....
's life also sucks
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room....
sexaddict also deserved it
Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho....
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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