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Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

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On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

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hhaha that's fucking adorable "find another simon"

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 5:06pm by alpuppy

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That's adorable lol
"Go find another Simon!"

#7 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:48pm by HOLLAcaust

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