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Today, a 7 year old girl randomly came up to me and told me to fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard this conversation, she came up to me and told me to fuck myself as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (162399) - you deserved it (14969)

On 03/30/2009 at 1:06am - kids - by Wmsys32pr9 (man) - United States (Washington)

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