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Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
I hate little kids.
Even worse, little kids with bad parents.
you should have said "if you just woulda fucked YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 February 2016