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Today, I was going into an office building. There was a boy and a man ahead of me, and the boy held the door open for me. Surprised, I said "What a nice young man," and he said. "It's ok, ma'am; my dad says to always hold the doors open for old ladies." I'm 43. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24281) - you deserved it (5624)

On 12/09/2009 at 4:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Well you're probably old to him, since he's just a boy.

#1 - On 12/09/2009 at 7:58pm by jeanii

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To him, anyone over twenty is old...

#6 - On 12/09/2009 at 8:04pm by Starfire22

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