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Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year old clock. FML

I agree, your life sucks (18418) - you deserved it (5276)

On 11/21/2009 at 11:05pm - kids - by Rhianna (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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