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Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27717) - you deserved it (2347)

On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)

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