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Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

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On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)

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oh thats a complement. You must look young.

#1 - On 11/13/2009 at 8:42pm by BigCox3100

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Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.

#6 - On 11/13/2009 at 8:45pm by TheQuiet

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