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Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20528) - you deserved it (53085)

On 03/26/2009 at 11:42am - kids - by CaoNiMa (man) - China (Beijing)

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