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Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year old son came up to me and asked if he can "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27090) - you deserved it (2767)

On 09/30/2009 at 1:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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There really needs to be a "so what" button. How is this FML? Your 4 year old is cute and innocent? Seriously, what the hell.

#5 - On 09/30/2009 at 6:31am by birds

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"Son, you're too old! You don't see Daddy sucking on Mommy's breasts, do you?"

"I'm sorry, Daddy; I was afraid of the dark the other night and—I thought...."

"Oh...."

#26 - On 09/30/2009 at 8:26am by BeeSkwaird

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