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Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32648) - you deserved it (2096)

On 09/15/2009 at 8:24pm - kids - by Kellye (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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You should've pretended to be your sister anyways. It would've made for some interesting conversation.

#2 - On 09/16/2009 at 4:06am by allmidnighteyes

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Pwned.

#1 - On 09/16/2009 at 3:59am by notcoolperson

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