Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML
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Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
Today, after my 14 year-old son brought home six Fs on his report card, we decided to take away all his video games and sell them. He screamed for hours, then went into the kitchen and started smashing glasses against his head, "until we brought back his games." FML
Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
Today, my teen son came home in a terrible mood because his girlfriend won’t listen to him. I thought he meant conversation-wise, but he meant she refused to obey his commands about what clothes and makeup she wears, who she can talk to, where she can go, and so forth. My son is an asshole. FML
Today, my father was cussing loudly because he lost at a Clash Royale game. He then blamed it on me for not sending him cards, and threatened to delete me from all his social media accounts. Dad, I love you, but you're downright insane. FML
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
Today, my son threw a temper tantrum and told me I “should have aborted him” and threatened to run away from home. Why? Because I nicely asked him to share his french fries with his sister. My son is 17. FML
Today, my son screamed at me to fuck off. Apparently, because he only gets one day off a week, he’s sick of me saving up all my projects and forcing him to help me on that one day. He’s now barricaded himself in his room with a big DO IT YOURSELF on the door. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
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Ret_fml 0
Your son needs a life. :| Seriously, he sounds like one of those kids who think that video games are equivalent to real life in importance.
ViCT0RiA_fml 0
Wow, seriously #8? That's messed up. Why don't you tell your mother that.
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carleeto810 0
Yay, number one! And your son is a poor sport. Big time.
chipmunk95 0
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ReasonsToFly 0
Hehe lulululullololol kekeke ur son is retarded and a bad sports I speek teh leetzors are you jealous? amirite?
justdancebbyx3 7
FYL for having a queer son that'll never get laid
brutallyhonest24 0
call him a noob
Arcterion 0
Dude, srsly. OP's son sounds like a prissy little bitch-boy.
chipmunk95 0
@loosers who gave my comment negatives **** yall!!
Intoxicunt 5
"Loosers"? As opposed to what, "tighters"?
Starchild21 3
Lol poor chipmunk :) He must be the OP's son. ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
tenacioused 0
not to be mean but.... your son has grown up with this tech, at what point is he going to figure it out. obviously after his parents. if your a dad i would talk to mom if your mom its too risky stop having kids!
Jotham 0
Tell your son that you wouldn't have a noob as a son.
lifeisaplay 0
Wow, your son sounds like he need help BIG TIME!
2gether4ever 0
can anybody say anger management ?
spamuella 0
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no1askdu 5
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realggirl 0
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Intoxicunt 5
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Tsukasa_fml 0
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Intoxicunt 5
You ****** it up! >:[
Intoxicunt 5
Do, re, fa, so...
Starchild21 3
I think you forgot the "mi" in the middle lol :P _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Intoxicunt 5
That's because the person before me (whose comment comes and goes) said "Me?" as a comment. God, way to miss it. Did you think I just posted that for no reason???
Trevv 0
Wow, that kids got issues. Whatever you do, don't play Call Of Duty with him!
Old unused 13
I think I lost Brain Cells reading this thread.
spamuella 0
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Crlnprz 11
i thought you were #3 lol
SquareBox39 0
YDI for not eating frosted flakes
HeatherXCore 0
Theeeeyyyyyy'reeeeeee Food! =D
pippymiskers 4
frosted flakes ftw!!!!!
mrKronZombie 1
your pretty sexy
mrKronZombie 1
heatherxcore is sexy
Ret_fml 0
Your son needs a life. :| Seriously, he sounds like one of those kids who think that video games are equivalent to real life in importance.
egaonogenki 0
That is one superficial son!
jadecatastrophe 0
This seems too exaggerated to be true, but then again, knowing the youth of these days... Yeah, FYL.
the_stereotype 0
sounds like the OP just can't take a joke
kennythedude 3
That's no joke. That kid was being a complete idiot.
ViCT0RiA_fml 0
Aw... I'm Sorry. :) Omg, Number 6. :D Yay (;
BUDWEISER 0
What a messed up little kid!!! HE NEEDS A LIFE! except for it he's 7 or younger.
Drakon_fml 7
I dunno. If he's this messed up, I'm not sure he deserves one.
aaaaa2p 0
YDI for having kids.
ViCT0RiA_fml 0
Wow, seriously #8? That's messed up. Why don't you tell your mother that.
YDIBITCHES 0
OMG you're so retarted he/she is a troll what are you a woman?
ViCT0RiA_fml 0
wtf?
Pandasaur 0
Don't worry, #33, that one's a troll, too. You can tell because he can't spell "retarded." :]
ViCT0RiA_fml 0
what's with all these "trolls?" :) haha.
YDIBITCHES 0
And still my warnings are ignored
Pandasaur 0
They think it's funny to make asses of themselves on the Internet. They think that they're bad-ass because they're "pissing off" a bunch of people, when in reality, they just look foolish. :D Read any FML comment section and you'll see what I mean.
YDIBITCHES 0
Actually I think it's it amusing to see how people react there's different types of trolls you know(statement)
Pandasaur 0
To each his own, I suppose.
YDIBITCHES 0
I second this motion
YDIBITCHES 0
******* comment system doesn't work
ladiidaa 0
Lol, you sound new to the internet. Anyways. A troll is someone who says offending things on purpose in hopes that others will respond in anger. It is for the lulz. It is actually quite funny to watch people take them seriously, such as your response to said troll. You do not take these people seriously, nor do you respond to them unless you wish to strike up either a meaningless argument where there is onesided hate upon your part, or a really dull one. Trolls hate being ignored. They like attention. Which coins the term, "Do not feed the trolls." 8D A troll who has failed to gather attention is unsuccessful. It is equally funny when a troll fails their self appointed task. And that is internet lesson number one. I hope you learned something
Irefusetosay 0
lol pwned 23
_Adog2645 24
He may have been joking...
kike123 0
damn, your son's a dick.