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Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41060) - you deserved it (6300)

On 09/10/2009 at 6:00pm - kids - by Bewildered (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

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Your son needs a life. :|
Seriously, he sounds like one of those kids who think that video games are equivalent to real life in importance.

#4 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:58pm by Ret

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Wow, seriously #8? That's messed up.
Why don't you tell your mother that.

#11 - On 09/10/2009 at 8:02pm by ViCT0RiA

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