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Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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On 09/03/2009 at 6:19am - kids - by Annoymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

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Can you blame him? His parents probably taught him well not to talk to strangers, and here you get all up in his face. If I was him, I would've freaked out and kicked you, too. It's a shame that we have to warn our kids about things like this, but that's just how it is

#15 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:37am by wannabesinger

See in context

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kids aren't always sweet peaches.. FYL

#4 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:16am by justmyluck1212

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