Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML
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On 08/29/2009 at 4:48am - kids - by littlemisstiny (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
(+1)dude thats disgusting
kill the girl haha jk but FYL that sucks
#2 - On 08/29/2009 at 10:03am by volleyballgirl16
(+1)it's only funny when the other person gets puked on...try having it done on you and you'll feel the same way the OP does.
(+1)ugh. I hate it when kids puke. Espically on airplanes.
#4 - On 08/29/2009 at 10:09am by Terrimina23
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#5 - On 08/29/2009 at 10:12am by rentmefor1day
(0)You should have used her shirt to wipe the puke out of your hair. She would have stopped laughing then!
#11 - On 08/29/2009 at 10:26am by Jennydew
(0)Maybe because he is a child..and he knows no better. But anyways , thats sucks..if i was you i would have taken some vomit and wiped it on her ^_^
(+3)What a bitch! You were kind enough to swap places and this is how she pays you back. I hate people like that.
(0)that little fucker was probably an accident anyway. he deserves to be burned and castrated and crucified.
(0)Why is she your friend? I don't get people who think its funny to laugh at their friends when unpleasant things happen. Maybe it'll be funny when you guys look back on the event, but being covered in puke at that moment is obviously no fun.
(0)you should have shook ur head on them a little. even tho id laugh to .. hey it is funny . but um Fyl
#20 - On 08/29/2009 at 11:10am by xyourstruly3
(+1)My parents told me that when I was younger, we were on a ferry in Ireland (coincidently) and I ate a breadstick and started to feel sick... I threw up all over the sleeping people infront of us and we had to sneak away before they woke up... felt very sorry for the people when my parents told me the story looool. Feel sorry for you now, that'd piss me off so much.
#22 - On 08/29/2009 at 11:24am by MissArthur16
(0)Wow, that's kind of lame of your parents to sneak out! The least they could've done was apologize.
(0)yeah, I really hate it when parents take their babies to public places. Especially ferrys cause the baby might get seasick. And of course other places where the baby just can't stop crying. It's annoying!
(0)yeah like crying babies on the plane it's sooo annoying but i guess it's nobody's fault you can't stop the crying and you certainly cannot 'ban' babies from the planes. so i guess it's not the parents fault for bringing the babies to public places, it's not like they have a choice
(0)yeah it's the babies fault so flush em in the toilet or throw em out the window that'll fix everything.....
#76 - On 05/19/2010 at 6:56am by FreeRunn3r
In Ireland, even the youngest of kids get drunk beyond measure.
#31 - On 08/29/2009 at 12:22pm by Triumvirate
(0)Yummy.
I bet those girls liked the way you looked with the vomit in your hair that's why they kept laughing. They didn't want to make it obvious, ya know?
#41 - On 08/29/2009 at 1:21pm by screwtaylor
(0)Please tell us there was some gut socking involved shortly afterwards... D: Some much needed gut socking. D:
(0)how did he manage to throw up on your head?
he must thrown up on your back
or maybe u meant that he was above you
or u could be a midget and the child couldve been very tall??
i dunoooooo??:S
(0)i hate when you do something nice and it bites you in the ass! i gave blood the other day and felt fine until an hour later when i randomly passed out, hit my head, got a concussion, and missed a quiz my professor wouldnt let me make up. FYL and i'm sorry to hear this!!
#53 - On 08/29/2009 at 4:51pm by texasgirl123
(0)Of course because children have projectile vomiting and have no parents to make sure to feel good
(0)At which point you shake your head violently, splattering her with the vomit.
#57 - On 08/29/2009 at 9:02pm by FoundManyLemons
(0)did you squeegee the vom out then throw it in her face?
#58 - On 08/29/2009 at 10:36pm by Jessie5099
(0)you should have shoved your head into her face. then laughed.
#61 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:12am by JUDASKISS23
(0)why couldn't the kid that threw up on you just throw up on the ground rather than leaning over the seat and throwing up on you
#65 - On 08/30/2009 at 12:42pm by beaniebabe
(0)HOW did the kid throw up on your head.
either the story was completely over exaggerated or I'm calling a fake on this.
ps. I agree with 17 ;D
#66 - On 08/30/2009 at 11:27pm by ohaliciamarie
(0)too bad your not one of those people who pukes when they see/smell etc. puke, because if you were you could puked on the bitches face you swapped you seats/laughed at you
#67 - On 08/31/2009 at 1:29am by thepowerofone
(0)ohh yeah Shyman when u barf u can control it anywhere where u want it to go
its not the kids fault really that he felt sick.
so stop hating on kids D:
(0)cuss at the kid and mom why are people so pussyish
#72 - On 09/04/2009 at 6:43pm by monkeykiller77
(0)I agree with 66. how is that freaking possible? what he stood up to barf on you? I don't think so. plus, you should have checked who was around you before they switched.
#74 - On 02/14/2010 at 10:48am by jordanshawt
