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Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML


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On 08/29/2009 at 4:48am - kids - by littlemisstiny (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

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What a bitch! You were kind enough to swap places and this is how she pays you back. I hate people like that.

#13 - On 08/29/2009 at 10:58am by _Noon_

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ugh. I hate it when kids puke. Espically on airplanes.

#4 - On 08/29/2009 at 10:09am by Terrimina23

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