Kids: Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit...

By littlemisstiny - 29/08/2009 08:48 - Ireland

Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By kstaa - 10/02/2010 11:47 - Australia

Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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_Noon_ 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:58

What a bitch! You were kind enough to swap places and this is how she pays you back. I hate people like that.

Terrimina23 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:09

ugh. I hate it when kids puke. Espically on airplanes.

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filip_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 18:55

FYL but i would laugh hysterically too

ImJustJoking 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 19:01

YOU DESERVED IT FOR HAVING FRIENDS!

screwtaylor 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 19:21

Yummy. I bet those girls liked the way you looked with the vomit in your hair that's why they kept laughing. They didn't want to make it obvious, ya know?

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 19:39

Please tell us there was some gut socking involved shortly afterwards... D: Some much needed gut socking. D:

lifeislife_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 21:14

OP is a woman.

_Noon_ 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 19:41

I agree with #40.

oldskoolman85 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 19:50

I agree with #43

mrda 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 19:53

You shouldve cleaned it off on there clothes

Prendergast 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 19:55

that little shorty fire burning on the dance floor

omigawdd 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 20:45

how did he manage to throw up on your head? he must thrown up on your back or maybe u meant that he was above you or u could be a midget and the child couldve been very tall?? i dunoooooo??:S