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Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Your sister is so cute.
YDI for bragging.

#6 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:01pm by xNatsuki

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Lol!

That is funnier than crap.

Poor you. :P

#1 - On 08/13/2009 at 6:59pm by Say_hi

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