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Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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On 08/11/2009 at 11:07pm - kids - by ahhahaha (man) - United States (New Mexico)

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#1 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:06am by ranki

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ranki- You have no life

OP-Your dad is immature and pathetic. You should have left him at the police station to teach him a lesson.

#2 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:07am by delfinofrank

i dont get it.... you wouldnt say that if your kid was with the police, it was only candy its not like he murdered someone

#17 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:22am by no1askdu

how do you get caught stealing candy?! its like the easiest thing to steal!

#26 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:19am by kewlcat

Oh you're hardcore, kewlcat. You know how to steal, I'm so impressed by your street cred.

#28 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:25am by MyLifeIsSuper

LOL! Well candy is small,that is unless he was stealing the king size bars =)

#32 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:44am by sexymessy

You're not getting the point. It's that his dad is 42 and caught stealing CANDY. Sure, the OP's dad didn't do something so HUGE, but it's the fact that of all crimes, he chose to steal, and not something major, but candy, something that would not cost more than 2 dollars at the most. It's just ironic because that is something a child would do. But anyway, HAHAHHAHHAH. Must've been hilarious.

#34 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:14am by Kiwi_Splash

haha im srry but this is funny but yea fyl

#83 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:11pm by Crlnprz

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i wasnt trying to imply im hardcore, but who hasnt stole candy before?
like when they were a teenager...

#85 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:39pm by kewlcat

Jesus, #28 who shoved a stick up your ass?

#90 - On 08/12/2009 at 7:06pm by girandwogpig

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If you count the big jar of mints and gum for free at restaurants in which I often take handfuls, then yes, but not from a store.

#107 - On 08/13/2009 at 4:49pm by anneboleyn

never stole candy...

I did enjoy stealing "slippery when wet" signs

#108 - On 08/13/2009 at 6:26pm by spoo

uhhgree

#115 - On 08/16/2009 at 4:55pm by yaintime21

hahaha

#119 - On 08/22/2009 at 4:00pm by LoveMeTURBO

agreed

#126 - On 10/17/2009 at 5:08am by hannah_elizabeth

hahaha lol

#132 - On 10/17/2009 at 6:18am by Elbento

Me. Sorry 'bout that. :)

#139 - On 10/17/2009 at 10:58am by Daellya

you and me both

#148 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:30pm by PeaceOutBaby18

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I'm 16 and as a teenager I haven't stolen anything even candy.

#164 - On 10/18/2009 at 11:29am by beeship321

i have. its very easy to steal. sometimes, the store doesnt even care.

#165 - On 10/18/2009 at 12:23pm by iheart

ROFL Kay way to admit stealing :]

#167 - On 10/18/2009 at 1:35pm by Brokendreams

Um, normal people?

Even if it's something small, people lose a lot of money when people steal things. Even small toys were paid for by the store.

#171 - On 10/18/2009 at 3:44pm by po_ta_to

This comment just made my day. It is made of sheer win.

#180 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:33pm by anon24601

My dad is Mr. Brooks. Whether or not he murders people is still a question, but doesn't change the last name.

#182 - On 10/20/2009 at 12:43am by masquerade08

HAHA
WIN XD

#196 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:40am by SiLvEr_070

uh, most people i know haven't stolen candy.

#197 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:56am by LilaBear

I am a teenager, and I never have and never will, you should,
1. Learn how to spell.
2. Quit trying to be "cool" stealing will never be cool. Only moronic and idiotic.

#203 - On 01/07/2010 at 4:25pm by Lotty1112

Lmfao this is amazing, I would hold that over him for years to come. Anytime you need something, just remember this, and hold it over him haha this is really great.

#3 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:07am by Brolin

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i think ur dad might be a pedophile

#51 - On 08/12/2009 at 7:52am by jimbob00

LOL

#52 - On 08/12/2009 at 8:03am by Ozmat

Get a life... who has time to do this?? x_x

#130 - On 10/17/2009 at 6:14am by StopBeinLazy

oh my god *saves*

#131 - On 10/17/2009 at 6:16am by isantorin

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Your mum didnt seem to mind, #130.

Jealous cos you cant do it bro?

#133 - On 10/17/2009 at 6:19am by iKaite

Hahaha! That was great, #128! XD

#136 - On 10/17/2009 at 8:18am by I_hate_my_life

#128, you rock.

#158 - On 10/18/2009 at 1:26am by Theo

Wrong Thread! You iz doing it wrong!

#161 - On 10/18/2009 at 11:10am by mastershinigami

DOING IT WRONG is in the same context as DO NOT WANT.

:D

#186 - On 10/20/2009 at 1:41pm by iKaite

For any reason or just because he is a compulsive stealer? FYL

#4 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:08am by anon_melb

Oh my God, that's just funny.

#5 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:08am by mlamb1214

i agree! this is hilarious!

#79 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:15pm by curryndricegirll

FYL :o

#6 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:09am by ShadowNine

lol

#7 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:09am by Thutboy

Was he stealing from a baby?

#8 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:10am by wazdog

Hahaha, nice.

#80 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:25pm by Emilaaay_alexa

Thnx. tht made me lol.

#156 - On 10/17/2009 at 11:53pm by KatieGoesRawrr

It's not a FYL because your father has no grounds to EVER criticize your life choices again. It's like shaking an Etch-a-Sketch of parental judgment.

#9 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:12am by elara15

#10 what the fuck?!

OP - FYL dude. Just goes to show. Maybe stealing candy from a baby isn't as easy as they say XD

#19 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:32am by The_Disturbed

what the fuck? Dumbass.

OP, FYL that sucks. But really is hysterical.

#81 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:30pm by bummerd00de

Is your dad the candyman?

#11 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:16am by BW3Cmart

Lolz I agree with said nickname.
The illustration is epic XD
If this happened to me, I think that when I got there I would have died laughing. But maybe that's just the image of my in-the-army dad stealing something as trivial as candy

#168 - On 10/18/2009 at 1:39pm by Teh4thmusketteer

lol,i love your dad.

#12 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:16am by dameretiannaa31

probly was worth it though XD

#13 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:17am by DomyDamsy

Agreed with your nickname.
That was my first reaction when I read this.


You should definitely call him candyman forever now.

#14 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:18am by DameGreyWulf

wow

I would have left him.

my dad knows I'd leave him

#15 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:20am by simplyn2deep

wow at least it was only candy

#16 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:20am by ak7987

sugar daddy!

#18 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:28am by wtfxckmate

Roflcopter.

And as a poster above me said, most definitely call him the "candyman" forever and ever. Don't even call him "dad" anymore. Lol

#62 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:06am by genius_man16

what does roflcopter mean?

#66 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:13am by fmlfmlfml15

~Facepalm~

#69 - On 08/12/2009 at 12:39pm by TehTy

hahahahahahahahaha

#157 - On 10/17/2009 at 11:56pm by KatieGoesRawrr

The Candy Man!
The Candy Man can!

#183 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:46am by jts2

Wtf. Lmao.

#20 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:33am by GreenDaysGeekGrl

o_o... you have quite the interesting dad, lmao.

#21 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:41am by _Some_One_

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first

#22 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:49am by Phallus

...twenty second

#166 - On 10/18/2009 at 12:24pm by iheart

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thats truely hilarous. ur dad mite b lik an undercover kleptomaniac or sumthin lol

#23 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:53am by aria02

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ROTFL. But I agree with #24.

#24 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:54am by waterynuggets

I don't, the guy's a fag.

#77 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:46pm by wbrycem

haha that's awesome

#25 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:58am by shaZamy

i hope Candy was the strippers name or thats just sad

#27 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:22am by jackslim

That would be crime on a whole different level. xD

#29 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:25am by RinaRapture

I think it's funny how OP put this in 'Kids'.

#30 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:30am by Neroflux

Haha I didn't notice, that's funny.

#38 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:48am by airplanefood

lol

#144 - On 10/17/2009 at 1:48pm by Irefusetosay

If I were him, I'd be singing "Sugar" [by Flo-Rida] the whole way home.

#31 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:38am by shelboo

I'd go with Sugar Sugar by The Archies.
The father would have actually heard the song before, and the kissing verbalizations are less... Detailed. I'm sure this person would not like to be verbally making out with their father.
rofl

#177 - On 10/19/2009 at 12:10pm by LeverPuller

LEGEND at least he wasn't arrested for using it to lure small children.... that would be a FML

#33 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:58am by Spartoob

Your dad is a 42 year old Ooompa-Looompa?

#35 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:26am by EMR

mine is.

#93 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:45pm by aww_yeeeuh

hahah LOVE your dad. that's fricken adorable.
and #33 very true then OP's dad wouldn't be a legend anymore.

#36 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:27am by winemysavior

Oh, man. That's awesome.

#37 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:48am by Twin_Uzis

he must have been really stoned with the munchies

#39 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:50am by Einstein714

#39 is totally right! Candys amazing when your high and i bet he was craving it big time.

P.S. Why do people say sorry that they laughed, its a FML its supposed to be funny not serious??

#191 - On 10/23/2009 at 9:30pm by mustbetheganja

F both of your lives. His slightly more.

#40 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:03am by JRSpaniel

Omg this is amazing!!!

#41 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:12am by shellybean87

I lol'd for like 1/2 and hour
your dad is epic

#42 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:24am by how_annoying

Dude either Is this fake or it's frickin funny :P

#43 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:32am by GMeister13

Dad: 1
Society: 0

#44 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:40am by mattmag

hahaha this made me laugh almost as hard as the FML did xD

win. just win.

#60 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:58am by xoraybaybay

Have you considered grounding him until he learns that stealing candy is naughty?
:-)

#45 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:45am by EvilHippyEmperor

FYL because your dad was (at oldest) 24 when you were born. I'm guessing he might've been younger, considering his horrible judgment abilities at least 18 years later.

Also, I find it hilarious that you posted this under "Kids" xP

#46 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:47am by Tankman

I cant see what your getting at. Are you saying that he made a bad judgement by having a kid when he was under 25?

#48 - On 08/12/2009 at 7:30am by monnanon

midlife crisis sucks

#47 - On 08/12/2009 at 7:29am by she_bangs

OP your dad is awesome. But

#49 - On 08/12/2009 at 7:43am by epicwinmaster

That's just fucking hilarious.

#50 - On 08/12/2009 at 7:48am by metawarr556

that is awesome!

#53 - On 08/12/2009 at 8:22am by mwbddh2

that's pretty funny

#54 - On 08/12/2009 at 8:36am by maximumoverdrive

Just exactly how much candy was he stealing?

#55 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:11am by Neferria

ITS THE DAMN ECONOMYS FAULT!!!!!!


:P

#56 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:24am by epicwinmaster

I started laughing quite hard at this one.

#57 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:29am by angryseatroll

Hahaha. Grown man sneaking candy out of the store. xD

#58 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:30am by elsieenchanted

Get your Dad to a doctor. This could indicate a medical condition, possibly a mild stroke.

#59 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:54am by Guairdean

A stroke would cause someone to steal candy?

#63 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:25am by hahaha6

hahaha this is great.

#78 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:11pm by JukeboxBunny

How much candy did he steal to end up getting arrested?
BTW #59 the medical condition that leads to stealing is called kleptomania.

#61 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:59am by lordmoe

Thsi is one of those classic FML's you get once every blue moon. LOL.

#64 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:36am by fatema_is_effed

What KIND of candy.. Some of those things are pretty expensive.

#65 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:01am by Spl2iGGaN

This is hilarious! My dad would do the same thing.. but yeah, it sucks.

#67 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:25am by jazzyWOW

Okay this is my FML and to address everyones comments- yes the name candyman was thaught of and is used. And I can't believe only one person figured out that it's simply a midlife crisis issue. And yeah, I put it under kids for a reason. It is FML because I can't use it against him cuz he's too much of an ass. And for another reason that will be posted as another FML. Thank you and goodnight

#68 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:25am by ahhahaha

I lol'd.

#70 - On 08/12/2009 at 12:45pm by Sokai

im sorry-that is halarious

#71 - On 08/12/2009 at 12:46pm by Hailey_Hailey

was it from a baby?

#72 - On 08/12/2009 at 1:28pm by broken_symlink

took it right out of my mouth lol

#75 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:10pm by musiclife

LMAO! i can't stop laughing at this.

#73 - On 08/12/2009 at 1:43pm by Mimasita

LOL! This is so funny! xD

#74 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:03pm by x_Leopard_x

What??!

#76 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:30pm by shadowoftheday

Did he lose his ass virginity in jail?

#82 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:44pm by inkedgeek

does he have down syndrome?

#84 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:18pm by aaaaa12345

If I were you I would say: "I hope you learned your lesson mr!"

#86 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:36pm by Death2_Daylight

At least he wasn't taking candy from strangers.

#87 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:45pm by Shots_HK

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

#88 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:03pm by teeda

that is one of the funniest comments i have heard in a long time... i love your sense of humor ;D

#194 - On 10/27/2009 at 9:55pm by uberultrafish911

LMFAOOOOOOOOO. thats hilarious!!!!

#89 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:39pm by FUCKdizz

Omfg that's gonna be me.

#91 - On 08/12/2009 at 7:49pm by BatGirl815

Best fml that I have ever read.
Ever.

#92 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:41pm by pinklemons

I lol'd at the category this is in.

#94 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:50pm by fml_master_

HAHAHAHAHAHA That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while. xD

#95 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:11pm by Veolin

Your dad is a legend!

#96 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:22pm by NuclearWinter

Hahhahaha this is the best FML i've ever read on here

#97 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:54pm by Miss_Jess

Ahahhabahahahhshshhshahahahahahhahahhbahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahbahabhahahahajajajhajanajaiahiahuahauauguaguabbsubusuaubauhsuhuahuauahuahuhauhaihahishisusisbishb Lmao soooi harrrrtttd

#98 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:58pm by person1000003

I love the category choice, and this is my fav. FML.

#99 - On 08/13/2009 at 12:01am by dk2008

lmao. Never let him live it down. Give him candy for Christmas.

#103 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:44am by RaspberryK

o my god thankyou for posting this this the funniest thing ever it made my day

#104 - On 08/13/2009 at 2:31am by nazrew

Awe that's hella cute. Aha

#105 - On 08/13/2009 at 2:37am by lovely997

that is the most awesome thing to be stealing in your 40's hahaha

#106 - On 08/13/2009 at 6:31am by goneburger

OMG!!!! This is sooooooo funny!!! I signed up to the site just to comment on this hahahahhahahahhahahhhahahahaahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahaha!! Funnyist thing I've heard all week!!

#109 - On 08/13/2009 at 9:09pm by Nightmare1

omg this is wayy too funny! but would have been better from your dads point of view!

#110 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:58pm by Paige_Nicole10

These days, babies are running sting operations to catch candy thieves. Wonka is not amused with your dad's incompetence! Epic fail by daddy.

#111 - On 08/14/2009 at 2:18am by storyteller07

HOLY CRAP. YOUR DAD IS MY HERO.LMFAOLMFAOLFMAO

#112 - On 08/14/2009 at 4:13am by Drzjojo216

Was he trying to take it from a baby?

#113 - On 08/14/2009 at 11:01am by HeroicDude

I love your dad.
Seriously.

#114 - On 08/14/2009 at 5:35pm by flippinsweet17

Your dads awesome hahaha

#116 - On 08/17/2009 at 1:20pm by James_the_dude

I love your dad , lol . You think he could steal me a couple snickers sometime ? Lmao , jk .

#117 - On 08/17/2009 at 4:46pm by Music_addict_123

wuts his email i need 2 snickers 1 klondike bar and 10 lbs of sugar. to get half as awesome as him.

#118 - On 08/21/2009 at 12:43am by tmptmptmp

HAHA! this is the best FML I read today, no question.

#120 - On 08/28/2009 at 11:48am by leafsfan13

I would have laughed a looonnngggg while before we left. Then, while in the car, I would have laughed some more.

#121 - On 09/05/2009 at 11:25pm by cuppycakemagic

this is hilarious

#123 - On 09/15/2009 at 6:37pm by orlandogirl4life

Love the illustration :D

#124 - On 10/17/2009 at 4:57am by myinfernalfilth

Wow hahaha you probably felt stupid LOL

#125 - On 10/17/2009 at 5:02am by Camy123

Top notch illustration.

#127 - On 10/17/2009 at 5:14am by lwdjaymac

I love how the preview is of his crotch... But excellent illustration! Whole new spin on stealing candy...

#129 - On 10/17/2009 at 5:35am by redbluegreen

I like how the Illustration looks like my 9th grade math teacher. xD

#134 - On 10/17/2009 at 6:46am by Kylias

haahaa! I like it!

#135 - On 10/17/2009 at 7:20am by wordgirl

Hilarious illustration! Nicely done.

#137 - On 10/17/2009 at 10:44am by thinecowgoesmoo

nice comic! haha

#138 - On 10/17/2009 at 10:50am by ocd4bway

lol

#140 - On 10/17/2009 at 11:31am by LifeisEffingHard

aww that's sad

#141 - On 10/17/2009 at 11:38am by TheHighEndOfLow

holy crap. Your dad is only 42? shitt. my dad is 54 and im 16.

#142 - On 10/17/2009 at 12:00pm by xfmylifexxx

All depends on when your parents met. I'm with you, My dad is 52 and I'm 16 as well. My parents met in their 30s so they were older but it doesn't bother me

#149 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:45pm by Sun_Kissed18

My father is 46 and my mom is 37. I'm 16.. :)

#152 - On 10/17/2009 at 8:14pm by alyren16

J'aime l'illu.

xD

#143 - On 10/17/2009 at 12:05pm by Chowi

Love the illustration! Reminds me of one of my favorite artists Lane Smith =D

#146 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:07pm by arcades_fire

ILLUSTRATION LOL

#147 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:17pm by jmeg

This is cute. :)

#150 - On 10/17/2009 at 4:37pm by itspretzelday

Illustration = win FOREVER

#151 - On 10/17/2009 at 4:52pm by TheKitsune

The Illustration made me laugh.

#153 - On 10/17/2009 at 8:42pm by USArocker

Well, that's a story to tell your children. "Grandpa was arrested for stealing candy."

#154 - On 10/17/2009 at 9:06pm by ForceStrike64

epic win

#155 - On 10/17/2009 at 11:09pm by LifeisEffingHard

The illustration made me lol

#159 - On 10/18/2009 at 6:13am by Shadow_Phantom

I LOVE THE DRAWING!!! XD

#160 - On 10/18/2009 at 8:35am by raerebellion47

That's great.
:D

#162 - On 10/18/2009 at 11:15am by Foamy23

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#163 - On 10/18/2009 at 11:20am by fallingfromatree

Lol.
Oh wow.
Caught stealing.....CANDY!
Thats just hilarious :D

#169 - On 10/18/2009 at 2:14pm by Crisi_09

He didn't steal it from a baby, did he?

(That's an awesome illustration, btw.)

#170 - On 10/18/2009 at 3:21pm by blastvortex

FYL. He could do better then that, Candy*?

*Pun: Candy sounds kind of like "Can't he"

#172 - On 10/18/2009 at 7:28pm by PoopskinTheLiar

that drawing made my week.

#173 - On 10/18/2009 at 8:54pm by xosakax

Brilliant illu.

#174 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:04am by Gen_Knowledge

i have stolen a pink pebble from the stones shop

#175 - On 10/19/2009 at 7:09am by Razox

Did he steal it from a baby?

#176 - On 10/19/2009 at 11:30am by blue_angel

And nobody says anything about the mustaches? xD

#178 - On 10/19/2009 at 12:36pm by ohmyfrikkingod

lol! Good illustration!

#179 - On 10/19/2009 at 3:56pm by Amkii

Guy was probably trying to feel alive, midlife crisis and all.

#181 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:49pm by outofitall

haha ( :

#184 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:27am by yoimher

Well if he punched a baby in the face and stole it from them then he's a bad ass...but why steal candy from a baby in the first place? Isn't it going to be all melty and drooled on? And why are parents giving candy to babies? It's just going to make them fat like the rest of the world!

I hope you and your dad's new butt buddy get along. And for freak's sake, go buy the old man a Milky Way or something! Terrible child you!

#185 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:41am by chrissyj84

The Illustration is made of win.
Pure,
epic,
win.

#187 - On 10/20/2009 at 1:47pm by jts2

I love the illustration. As for your dad? Fucking retarded.

#188 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:19pm by LadehhL

The dad in the illustration looks just like the kid's teacher in The Incredibles! lol maybe I've seen that movie too much...actually, I think the whole illustration looks kind of like the animation of that movie. :)

#189 - On 10/23/2009 at 4:17pm by mcsnelly

Hahahaha true!!

#198 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:55pm by Candimente

Sorry, but the illustration made me laugh harder than the actual fml lol

#190 - On 10/23/2009 at 8:22pm by Holly_x

I love the illustration .
Cherish your dad, really .
I love him already .

#192 - On 10/24/2009 at 12:05am by vampirishhSA

love it, your dad must be awesome or really weird... lol

#193 - On 10/27/2009 at 9:53pm by uberultrafish911

This is bull. They don't arrest you for stealing candy. It has to be over a certain price.

#195 - On 10/28/2009 at 7:55pm by chickidebottom

...maybe he stole a shitload of candy

#200 - On 11/26/2009 at 10:37pm by smishsm0shh

To O.P.: If this is real, that really sucks

To illustrator: Fantastic job!

#199 - On 11/17/2009 at 9:44pm by Sum_Dum_Bum

I love the illustration that goes with this xD

Your dad is awesome, stick it to the man with your sticky fingers!

#201 - On 12/08/2009 at 8:32pm by Sparkiee93

I love this illustration! It's SO CUTE!!!!!

#202 - On 12/19/2009 at 7:31pm by hannahb20

hahaha fucking hilarious

#204 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:57pm by CrazyInsane

wow

#205 - On 01/24/2010 at 9:50pm by BlueJeans2626

haha ur dads a dumb ass lol....

#206 - On 01/29/2010 at 7:58pm by rhe15438

lmfao

#207 - On 02/11/2010 at 6:09pm by olefan

Sugar addiction ;p Haha I got to say it made me laugh cuz its in the kids category as well.

#208 - On 02/25/2010 at 4:49am by OliviaM

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