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Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27629) - you deserved it (8123)

On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

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aw thats cute.

#3 - On 03/16/2009 at 1:21am by randomm

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Well, you do f*** her mother, right?

#8 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:40pm by deadguy321

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