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Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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On 07/24/2009 at 3:04am - kids - by tony (man) - United States (California)

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You should pee in his bed. Blame it on the cat.

#7 - On 07/24/2009 at 10:08am by junaho

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my brother used to pee in a bottle when he didnt feel like getting up.... then he kept the bottles filled in a cabinet

at least it isnt as disturbing as that haha

but yeah, fyl. he's gross

#5 - On 07/24/2009 at 10:06am by ashole1990

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