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Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42875) - you deserved it (2831)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - kids - by bbbkingsey (man) - United States (Florida)

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