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Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML


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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

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Just tell him Santa isn't real. That'll shut him up.

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 6:09am by rt

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Shoulda thrown your plate across the room, broke the chair over your head, and yelled at him, "WHO THE FUCK ISN'T PRETTY?!??!!"

#2 - On 02/22/2009 at 11:47pm by DamnGoodTimes

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