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Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41290) - you deserved it (3165)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

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