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Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30377) - you deserved it (2930)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Noname - Ireland (Dublin)

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and he was still alive??? oh nevermind.

#2 - On 02/07/2009 at 11:50am by katieatieay

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My favorite cockatiel died the same way. :( I was sick, he wandered under my blanket and fell asleep, I didn't realize till late the next day that I couldn't find him. Found him when I got ready for bed that evening....what was left of him. Shattering. My condolences. FML indeed.

#9 - On 03/18/2009 at 2:41am by bryan314

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