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Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

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On 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Noname - Ireland (Dublin)

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and he was still alive??? oh nevermind.

#2 - On 02/07/2009 at 11:50am by katieatieay

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Of course it was still alive. Didnt you hear...Hamsters dont need to breath like EVERY other mamal on this earth. Their actually conducting experiments at harvard to find out how to pass on this magical gene to humans.
BTW sorry about your hamster..How exactly did it get there

#10 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:00am by Shallow_Padentic

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