Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolls over and pees on my new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

by chuchie / 06/11/2009 at 10:39pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

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  • Lol, "opened fire".

    For some reason I find this fml more cute then FMLish.

    #1 - On 06/12/2009 at 3:38am by hamzy

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  • how do you ''accidentally stuck my finger in it.'' ? poor kid must be going FML!!

    #7 - On 06/12/2009 at 3:46am by flydog

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