Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
by Rizmo / 09/25/2016 at 3:11am / United States (Utah) / Kids
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I'm not too eggstatic that the first comment took all of the good puns, but I had to at least attempt to poach on the spotlight. OP should give them shell, making them scramble and beat it.
#2 - On 10/15/2016 at 7:15pm by StormfrontX33
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I was gonna crack an egg joke because I thought it would be an egg-cellent idea but I figured other commenters would get all boiled up if I did.
#1 - On 10/15/2016 at 7:05pm by extrasnipes
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