klutz44
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Winnetka, United States
Spray it loud!
Today, I took my 2 year-old to a public restroom. I was just about to set her on the toilet when the automatic flush went off, scaring her and causing her to pee all over both of us. FML
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_kyleG_ 34
While that might've pissed you off, it's part of being a parent. To be fair, it could've been a much shitter situation!
beaglegal 42
Looks like urine trouble! But sorry OP, those toilets can be scary. And annoying when they flush before you finish.
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beaglegal 42
Looks like urine trouble! But sorry OP, those toilets can be scary. And annoying when they flush before you finish.
RedPillSucks 31
it feels like you'll get your mind sucked out through your ass
ShatteredPulse 15
Or even get started sometimes :(
Lhiah 17
it's always terrifying when the don't flush when they're supposed to as well.
apineapple 40
Public restrooms are always a pain.
CliffyB03 28
That happens to me all the time. Not the peeing on myself part, the flushing before I even sit down.
JMichael 25
Hey we're not one to judge here on FML. So if you pee on yourself then by all means, whatever tickles your fancy.
_kyleG_ 34
While that might've pissed you off, it's part of being a parent. To be fair, it could've been a much shitter situation!
Exodiafinder687 58
This is the first time I've seen a 'shitty situation' comment get upvoted instead of buried.
MrConcise 34
Because it's the first time in a long time it's been properly used - the context made it clever. Major ups to you, #4. I'm pretty impressed.
subhaan786 19
What a piss-take
Smooth_Criminal 24
Booooo!
Zerizle 19
No. Just....no.
tzemmy 25
That sucks. Hopefully you were just about to go home anyways?
haileyrows 26
I'd be pretty pissed about that too...
amileah13 26
Aww poor thing! Those are pretty loud and startling if you're not expecting it. They even make me jump at times.
SammieIsabella 15
I hate automatic flushes.
JMichael 25
I hate those things. Especially when they flush midstream or mid poo.