Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

by MySonThePoet / 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids

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  • Be amused, that kid knows what's up; don't trust outlets... I wouldn't date one

    #2 - On 10/27/2014 at 5:37am by PoptartsKid

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  • You know that can also be said the other way around. Clever kid.

    #1 - On 10/27/2014 at 5:37am by puzzy

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