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Today, my parents sat me down and told me that I'm adopted. I took it in stride, and reassured them that as far as I'm concerned, they're my true parents. That annoyed them. Apparently the whole thing was a prank for a YouTube video, which I ruined by not crying or freaking out. FML


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On 08/29/2014 at 2:09pm - kids - by hannahka (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well, how were you supposed to know. That was kind of a mean prank anyway, but you sound like a great kid. =)

#1 - On 08/29/2014 at 11:13pm by DontClickOnMe

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I would say you handled that perfectly

#3 - On 08/29/2014 at 11:14pm by ChristianH39

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