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Today, I spent six hours at the ER. Why? My husband dared our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket. What wasn't on my groceries list was a broken arm, fractured wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises. FML

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On 07/30/2014 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

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parenting at its finest hour

#1 - On 07/30/2014 at 11:59am by Dodge4x4Ram

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Didn't they always say before every Jackass movie to not try this at home.

#11 - On 07/30/2014 at 12:09pm by TerraShadow

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