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Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML
You'd rather he was wanking like a gibbon?? *Parenting five*
Follow up story? I'm actually curious why he wants streamers out of toilet paper...
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Friday 21 November 2014