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Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML

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On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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You'd rather he was wanking like a gibbon?? *Parenting five*

#2 - On 05/02/2014 at 6:27pm by feelingold

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Follow up story? I'm actually curious why he wants streamers out of toilet paper...

#3 - On 05/02/2014 at 6:27pm by auzziegirl1938

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