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Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41016) - you deserved it (3531)

On 04/26/2014 at 7:36am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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This means war

#1 - On 04/26/2014 at 10:34am by Rainhawk94

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you will lose the battle but not the war. LET THE GAMES BEGIN

#3 - On 04/26/2014 at 10:34am by LeFrogDog

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